Bourgeons de Goût Amoureux
(The Amorous Taste Buds)
SOUPS
Relax, it’s just Soup - With all the other dishes on the menu, you might be wise not to trust this one, but with similar effects to our featured salad, you shouldn’t be overly concerned. So relax, it’s just soup.
Soup varieties: Tomato, vegetable, chicken noodle, broccoli cheese, and clam chowder.
Miso Horny – Ever wanted to know what it is like to be in heat, just down a bowl of this and you’ll have all your answers. This Japanese favorite, the soup is made with the greatest care, which shows in the flavor…and the duration of its effect…just make sure you have the next 2-3 days off. And yes, that is from just one bowl!
SALADS
Euphoric Fruit Salad- A simple fruit salad, but with a rather intoxicating clear syrup poured on top. The syrup’s ingredients are secret, and stimulate a sexual response in the customer. It is known, however, that a rather special kind of alien “honey” was used. It is of the highest grade, as well as naturally sweet. The dish’s normal effect is that it will cause the body to release 10x more endorphins than when eating chocolate, thus leaving the customer in a state of extreme happiness (euphoria) for close to 6-8 hours.
Wicked Garden Salad - Once again, it isn’t the salad itself that makes this dish wonderful, but rather its dressing. A creamy white in color, it has a slight cherry flavor to it. It causes the customer to enter an extremely amorous state, but rather than a heated (lusty) state, it is rather calm and relaxed instead, allowing the person to control themselves, or to give in to the feeling voluntarily.
PANCAKES
Pleasure Tower- Extremely High quality pancakes, served nice and hot. But the real treasure of this dish is found in the syrup. Each one has the same effect, causing the customer who eats it to enter into a rather lustful state. Because of this, the dish is only served to those who are with another person, thus allowing them help each other release their sexual tension.
Topping flavors: Maple Syrup, Blueberry, Strawberry, Vanilla + Banana.
DESSERTS
Good Golly Parfait - Aroma therapy can’t touch the effects of this incredible dish! Consume one, and you will be blanketed in an amazingly delicious scent unlike any other. You and those around you who breathe in this titillating aroma will feel relaxed, and slightly aroused. This could lead to new friendships or even something much, much more.
You’ll Scream Ice Cream (52 Flavors) - A very special recipe is used to make this ice cream. The customer who eats a portion will become extremely sensitive to touch. Even walking will give them some sexual stimulation. The only bad part is that alone it will not allow the customer to achieve an orgasm, but will instead help them climax much faster during intercourse. Ice cream is made in all the flavors known to date, plus one house flavor know as Panda Berry Ice Cream. (Panda Berries normally are very poisonous and are only found on Serenity Island. In this recipe the poison is rendered inert thanks to an antidote made by Cassandra, thus allowing them to be eaten safely. They have an extremely sweet flavor, and look much like a strawberry; however they are black and white in color.)
Flavored Mochi - These rice paste cakes are a newer item on the menu. They come in many flavors when it comes to fillings, but the effect is always the same. The lucky customer who orders a few of these will be brought back to the memory of their first enjoyable orgasm. The filling can be mostly any fruit the customer can think up given the wide variety of fillings that seem to go with this sweet treat. Much cheaper than powering up your DeLorean with 1.21 gigawatts, and even better, you get relive the past instead of just watching it, somebody should tell McFly!
Cookies!? - With so many kinds of cookies and so many flavors, we couldn’t just put one on the menu and hope it would fill the near constant craving that most have for cookies. So our head chef/owner felt that we should offer them all, no matter how bizarre. But to give them that ‘flavor’ that we’re known so well for, she has added a special ingredient. Ever wonder what it would feel like to have your entire body softly kissed by electricity? Well here are the cookies for you, just don’t be too ‘shocked’ over how ‘Electrifying’ these little treats can get. Oh we are so punny!
High and Mighty Brownies - Get off your high horse…well get off the horse at the very least! These little pieces of heaven do not contain any Mary J, but they will make damn sure that if she comes over to give you a flight above the clouds, you won’t come back down to earth anytime soon. They also help to amplify the common effects of arousal, and getting you to the point where the bass in your car alone could cause you to orgasm. For a good intimate evening with your smoker friends and loved ones, you get a box of these, a few good albums, and some of the best green you can get. Happy 4/20!
Hot and Gooey - Cinnamon buns are some of the best hot and sticky fun you can have. But have a few more of these and you might end up finding a few others. Trust us when we say that if you’re a guy, you’ve never released this much in a single orgasm before. For the ladies, remember that one time you were wet…we mean really wet…change your panties wet? Well needless to say, we do offer a fresh pair of panties when you order this, or any of our dishes, but they come for free with this one.
Virgin Pie - How many of us can say that our first orgasm was as good as the ones what we had later? Well how about getting a second chance at that. Though it won’t let you go back in time to redo things, it will give you an orgasm to remember. Most of the dishes will cause you to have an extremely powerful orgasm, or the like. This however, will produce the most calming, most beautiful, most remarkable orgasm you have ever had! Heaven on earth, Nirvana, call it what you will, just remember, you’ll never forget this second chance at your first time. Comes in almost every flavor you can imagine.
Ice Ice Baby - Ice cream cake that is not served to customers unless they are trying to have children. The only time this rule is not used is when the couple is homosexual. The reason for this is that the pastry increases the sperm count in men, and the fertility in women. The ice cream portion is to cause a slight chill to come over the body, this creates an almost physical need for close contact with another person.
For these reasons rooms are provided for the customers after they eat this little wonder so that they can “warm up” with their significant other.
Ice cream Flavors are: Cookies ‘n Cream, Chocolate, Vanilla, Mint
Cake Flavors: Pound, Chocolate
CAKES
Angel’s Food Cake - This heavenly dish causes those who eat it to become oddly submissive, sometimes after only one bite. Luckily, no matter how much of the dish is consumed, the effects don’t seem to escalate beyond the initial dose. Due to this, it is highly recommended that you only eat this dish while accompanied by those you trust!
Devil’s Food Cake - This devilish dish causes those who eat it to become oddly aggressive (dominant), sometimes after only one bite. Luckily, no matter how much of the dish is consumed, the effects don’t seem to escalate beyond the initial dose. Due to this, it is highly recommended that you only eat this dish while accompanied by those who trust you!
Angels Ambrosia - The most requested and loved item on Cassandra’s Black List Sexual Menu. The Angel’s Ambrosia looks and tastes much like cheesecake, but its effect is like nothing the customer has ever felt.
-The first bite will cause the person to become very turned on. Males will get a very hard erection, and females are known to become so wet that a towel to sit on is offered with the dish (females are encouraged to wear a skirt when ordering this dish).
-With the second bite, the customer will start to shake a bit, their mind becoming flooded with all sorts of sexual thoughts. At this point, they will also be extremely sensitive to touch.
-The third bite is normally the last bite the person will take. Simply the person will have what is better known as “An exploding, screaming orgasm.” Most males report that they will cum 3 times more during this orgasm, then ever before. Females have reported having a squirting orgasm, and for many that was their first.
BEVERAGES
Hot Coco - Brrrrr, man it’s cold outside, and you haven’t had sex in the last 3 minutes! Well do we have just the drink for you! It not only warms your entire body up to the perfect point so you’re not too hot, nor too cold, you know, just right. So where is the sexy bits? Well ever wanted to have an orgasm, which just went on, and on, and on and…Hey stop drooling! So if you’re feeling a bit nippy, I bet a cup of this will warm you right up!
Fruity Knockout - This fruity drink packs quite a punch! Ever wish you could go more than 5 rounds? Well, this is what you have been looking for! A cup of our Fruity Knockout will have you going 20, 30, heck we’ve heard with some people, 50 or more rounds! This stamina increasing concoction does have a rather powerful kick back, though, and after 24 hours, expect to be KO’d. We suggest watching your clock carefully, and making sure you’re near a bed when the timer runs out!
Soda Popped - Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and these sodas will have you popping just like those bubbles! These carbonated concoctions come in many flavors, but the effects are something to be admired. Imagine an orgasm, hitting you and dissipating in a split second, without actually orgasming. All the fun, none of the clean up!
Rise and Shine Espresso - Need a pick-me-up? Our special blend Espresso is just what you need. Yet, be warned, not only will you have the energy to you seek, but a sexual charge that rivals most newlyweds! A single shot should be enough for most, but for those who find that a single shot is not enough, you are allowed up to 3 shots per day.
Mighty O Tea - Made from a very unique tea leaf found only on Serenity Island. The leaves have a natural, sexual effect on those who consume it in tea form, causing a person to orgasm after drinking only 2 oz. It has a light flavor and doesn’t require much sugar to rid it of its naturally bitter taste. A customer is only allowed 6 ounces a day due to its effect, and drinking it all at once is strongly recommended against. Due to these rules, the tea is served in cups with 2oz marks on the inside, to show customers when to stop drinking.
Enchanted Potion 69 - Not a love potion! Instead, this is a drink that causes the customer to enter an afterglow like state for a few moments. This is rather interesting because it will also quench any residual sexual desires. This is normally given to a person who has eaten one of the previous dishes and wants (or needs) to calm down before they lose control of themselves. The drink tastes much like fruit punch, although its ingredients aren’t listed.
LIQUORS
Sake to Ya! - Dreams are wonderful things, fulfilling sexual fantasies you can’t seem to enjoy when you’re awake! Meeting up with a super model you’ve been pining after, or maybe doing naughty things with your very own dream guy/gal? Something even naughtier? But just as things start to get good, you always seem to wake up! ‘Sake to ya!’ solves this problem. It lulls you to sleep after just a few sips, and transports you to your very own erotica wonderland! It kicks things off right as you fall asleep, and helps you stay asleep long enough to enjoy every moment until you orgasm.
Liquid Confidence (Vodka) - Effects unknown. In truth, The owner didn’t want to say what it does, but she did say it “makes the whole world more attractive.”
Smooth Criminal - with a hit of adrenaline from an espresso with a smooth rum to warm the body and liven the senses all night long, you’ll feel like you’ve hit by, or struck by a sly desperado. Comes in Hazelnut, Pumpkin, Vanilla, and Mocha.
